This Bro’s Rant About Chipotle Is 100% Spot On

Chipotle is awesome, but nothing is worse than having a skimps on the meat in your order. The acne-faced Chipotle worker does a half-assed job scooping the meat, barely going for a full spoonful. This gravely screws up the ratio of meat-to-salsas, ruining the overall Chipotle experience.

One Bro on Twitter named @fuckboybobby has a tremendous rant about this subject. He’s not afraid to speak up when Chipotle workers go cheap on the meat.

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581479667980451840

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581479908087566336

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581531044152758272

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581531761324232704

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581531950323798016

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581532220390817792

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581533269260386304

https://twitter.com/fuckboybobby/status/581533309639008256

[H/T: Ladbible]

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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