Apollo Robbins is one slick son of a bitch. He can steal just about anything from you, even after telling you he's going to steal it, and then do it without you noticing. 

Robbins uses his sleight-of-hand skills as a performance artist -- picking pockets and stealing watches on stage -- but he rose to fame and gained demand as a consultant (with police departments, TV shows, etc.) after he pick-pocketed one of Jimmy Carter's secret service agents. In the video below he teaches us how to lift a few items because the world needs a few more aspiring thieves.

Suffice it to say, this fucker just made me a little more on edge for my impending ride on the subway this morning.

[H/T The Big Lead]