They can make Prince Harry shower every day and put him in the fanciest clothes in England, but deep down, Bro is still going to be a Bro.

For a bit, we thought the craziest thing that happened on the Royal’s recent trio to Vegas was racing Ryan Lochte in the pool at 3 a.m. Um, no.

It seems someone was johnny-on-the-spot to capture Harry in a game of strip billiards. Two photos of the prince completely naked and clutching an unidentified and equally clothes-free babe have been published over at TMZ.

The Royal Family has no comment on the photos.