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President of Colombia Pissed Himself On Stage During Re-Election Speech

By 03.18.14


Truth be told, there’s buckets worth of speculation in that headline. Sure, that could be a pool of piss that magically appeared on the Juan Manuel Santos’ pants mid-speech. Or maybe it was something else that caused the President of Colombia to soil his trousers! Maybe he’s got a man muff for the ages and his crotch sweats profusely in the Columbia heat. Or, as a public speaking tactic, maybe he was imagining all the chicks in the crowd naked, having an orgy with him and he had the mightiest pre-jizz the world has ever seen.

That’s got to be it. Case closed. No piss here. Guy just pre-cums like a boss, probably why he’s president of something and we’re not.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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