President Obama Taps a Bro for Federal Chairmanship

Today, President Obama nominated a Bro to be Chairman of the National Endowment for the Humanities. The Bro is a Northeastern bro—Colby College, exactly—and he mountain hikes. His glasses are just made for croakies.

Seriously, I had to read 1,000 words in this bio to figure out how the hell Obama ending up tapping a guy with the name “Bro.” AND, it turns out his father give him the nickname to honor a friend who died in WWII. Heavy duty, bro.

[H/T: @ethanklapper]