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by Brandon Wenerd on June 23, 2014

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“I CAN’T BELIEVE OBAMA IS EATING A $9 BURRITO WHEN THE *REAL* AMERICA PACKED A TURKEY SANDWICH FOR LUNCH.” – Your drunk Republican uncle, somewhere.

A man of the people, President Obama — leader of the free world — swung by Chipotle in Woodley Park, Washington D.C. for lunch this afternoon.

Reports on Twitter have not indicated what POTUS has ordered yet. This is a question that must be answered in order for us to sleep at night. Was it a zesty burrito or a burrito? Chicken, steak, or barbacoa? Grilled veggies? Pinto or black beans? Brown or cilantro-lime rice? HOW MANY SCOOPS OF TOMATOES?! CORN?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…. DID HE PAY EXTRA FOR THE GUAC?!?!?!?!?!

The fact that guac is still extra at still extra at Chipotle is proof this administration is a failure. If he ordered the steak, it is truly a sign that Obama is an elitist working for the destruction of America for a godless illuminati new world order.

I am outraged. THANKS FOR NOTHING, OBAMA

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About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.