This Bro’s Pre-Work Pep Talk Describes What It’s Like To Have A Job And Not Dick Around At College

Just remember kids, college only lasts 4 years. Once you graduate you have to pay for rent and groceries with money you’d rather be dumping into other shit, like drinking. Remember those kids you laughed at for being stupid and having to take 3 “victory laps” because they kept failing their gen ed requirements? Yeah, who’s laughing now, graduates?


[H/T Reddit]