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by David Covucci on January 9, 2014

That's about all I have to add to that photo. But here is a list of vegetable-breast portmanteaus that I just came up. 

Car-reasts (Carrots that look like breasts)

Bee-tits (Beets that look like tits)

Turnip-ples (Turnips that look like nipples (gender-neutral))

Shall-itties (Shallots that look like titties)

Onion-bags (Onions that look like fun bags)

Le-tit-uce (Lettuce that looks like tits)

Boob Lettuce (Bibb Lettuce that looks like boobs)

Green Boobs (Green Beans that look like boobs) 

Breast-ccoli (Broccoli that looks like breasts)

Wa-tit-cress (Watercress that looks like tits)

Broccoli Rack (Broccoli Rabe that looks like a woman's rack)

If you have any others, add 'em in the comments.

[Image via Leicester Mercury]