Discovered by a farmer in Leicestershire, England, this potato looks like a pair of tits.
That’s about all I have to add to that photo. But here is a list of vegetable-breast portmanteaus that I just came up.
Car-reasts (Carrots that look like breasts)
Bee-tits (Beets that look like tits)
Turnip-ples (Turnips that look like nipples (gender-neutral))
Shall-itties (Shallots that look like titties)
Onion-bags (Onions that look like fun bags)
Le-tit-uce (Lettuce that looks like tits)
Boob Lettuce (Bibb Lettuce that looks like boobs)
Green Boobs (Green Beans that look like boobs)
Breast-ccoli (Broccoli that looks like breasts)
Wa-tit-cress (Watercress that looks like tits)
Broccoli Rack (Broccoli Rabe that looks like a woman’s rack)
If you have any others, add ’em in the comments.
[Image via Leicester Mercury]
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