There’s a serial pooper plaguing a Portland town and the owner of the store where the defecator keeps dumping needs YOUR HELP in catching the chronic crapper.
Here’s the stinky story from KOIN in Portland.
I’m really curious what the circumstances are as to why he’s doing this,” the business owner, who wished to remain anonymous, told KOIN 6 News.
It’s enough to make anyone scratch their head: a man loosening his belt, leaning up against an office building near SE 58th and Powell and doing his business.
According to the business owner, it’s happened at least 3 other times in the last month.
“I stuck a camera in the window,” he said. “It happened quickly and I was amazed.”
The man even brought his own toilet paper.
The man was quickly dubbed The Portland Pooper and he’s now being hunted by…well, this shop owner, maybe the cops, and a couple random people curious as to WTF this dude’s deal is with pooping on buildings.
[via D&T]