I don’t like to make value judgments, but this guy is f*cking weird.

A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers 30 minutes before watching the X-rated movies, according to a case study. a The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of "severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.

"Progressively, he started to refrain from viewing videos as a means of avoiding headaches," researchers from Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University in New Delhi, India, wrote in the case study published in the June issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior.

The cause of the man's ill-timed headaches, triggered only by p*rn and not by sex or mast*rbation, is unclear.

Apparently, one percent of the male population experiences headaches associated with sexual arousal. God just can’t let us have naughty things.

But there is hope for this pain-addled viewer.

The man, ready to abandon his p*rn-watching ways, was instead advised to take 400 milligrams of ibuprofen and 500 milligrams of acetaminophen 30 minutes in advance, to which, according to the study, "he reported significant pain relief."

The doctor who advised this guy to not turn his back on a life of smut deserves the Nobel Prize.