A Bro in Northampton, MA pulled off what might be the greatest move of the internet era. Here. Read the police report yourself.
Dude. So much respect. More so when you find out the guy is 53! Talk about staying true to your Bro self through the years.
Also, probably related, Northhampton might be the douche Bro capital of the world. Here’s the full report.
[Image via Shutterstock; Police report screengrab by The Washington Post]