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by Lance Pauker on August 2, 2012

According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with “um, really?” and Paez retreated.

He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.

Shockingly, he was reported to be highly intoxicated. In the battle of Man vs. Booze, Booze rides again. 

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[H/T: Gawker]