There are entire books written on how to pick up women. While such literary masterpieces are essentially the sexual equivalent of attending Technical High School, this man is the reason why these things exist.
According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with "um, really?" and Paez retreated.
He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.
Shockingly, he was reported to be highly intoxicated. In the battle of Man vs. Booze, Booze rides again.
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[H/T: Gawker]
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