While most people concede to the fact that they'll never become their childhood hero, 35-year-old Herbert Chavez refuses to accept that. Going back as far as 1995, Chavez has been getting plastic surgery to look more like Christopher Reeves' Superman. His face is getting there, but oddly enough, his physique remains an atrophic joke that leaves slack in his clid-size spandex suit -- that he wears daily. The video below is in Spanish, but you've got to see this retard's house. It's a f*cking shrine. He even has a life-size Superman statue in the front lawn.
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