Who hasn’t pissed in a sink before, AMIRIGHT? One time — IT WAS MY SENIOR PROM, YOU GUYS — my buddy threw a huge party at his parents’ house and I wound up needing to pee but my buddy was using the toilet. Being a guy who thinks on his feet, I whizzed the sweetest whizz right in bathroom sink. But that doesn’t make what I did, or what this guy did any less gross. Peeing in a sink is disgusting. Although I suppose what I did was less gross because after my piss I didn’t make a meat lovers pie for a family of four who decided Pizza Hut was going to be their Friday night out.
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