In a move that makes the Pizza Hut front office either the greatest or stupidest fast-food pioneers in world history, we have a pie with a crust composed entirely of pizza cones. And in the spirit of (a. "well, they gotta know that we'd love for them to rot in their own lard as long as they buy our sh*t,", and (b. weed, said cones are filled with tasty, delicious cream cheese.
Instead of having a plain crust (yawn) or worse, stuffing the crust with your basic mozzarella (double yawn), this unique technique actually puts to work the pizza’s flabby leftover bits by folding them into cones and filling them with cream cheese, honey mustard chicken or an alternating combination of the two. The result? Essentially the perfect meal/appetizer/parm-crusted eating experience. Or yet another reason the fast food corporates in every other country are just so, so much smarter than ours.
Pizza Hut Middle East is officially the eighth wonder of the world.