Up in arms, but do we really think this is an isolated incident, only privy to Russia? We really think that severely underpaid, curly haired 19 year-olds who ironically refer to weed as "the reefer" aren't engaging in this act every now and then? Gotta figure you hold off on this egregious act for the first 6-12 months, but as you increasingly realize the institutional realities of pizza deliverymanship, no way you don't at least consider this once a shift. The shifts are long and full of hungers.
My two cents--if you slack off and don't give a shit about your job, it's a bit hypocritical to not think others will be just as useless of employees. Code of slacksmanship runs deep. I know we're dealing with food and food is like !@#!@#!@#, but Immanuel Kant. I took a philosophy class in Fall of 2008.
Fucking gross, tho.