There’s a new theory making the rounds on the internet about the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, and unlike Brandon Wenerd’s stupidly logical scenario, this one’s got some grounding.
Did Pitbull make the plane go disappear?
The lyrics go:
No Ali, no Frasier, but for now it’s off to Malaysia
Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day
Now that’s worldwide, if you think it’s a game, let’s play, dale
Let’s break it down.
Some would say No Ali is referencing the famous boxer. But the co-pilots name was fAriq abduL HamId. A L I. And now he’s gone. No Ali.
Two passports is much more clear. The two Iranian men who boarded with two fake passports. Three cities. Kuala Lumpur, Beijing and whatever city the plane is hidden in now. Two countries. Malaysia and China (furthering Slate’s theory that the plane is in Northern China).
Now that’s worldwide. The hunt is now worldwide. And Pitbull’s saying it ain’t no game.
Shit just got real.
[Via Death and Taxes]