Life
by Lance Pauker on August 14, 2012

Take comfort in the fact that if ever you are hijacked by Somali pirates, chances are good that you'll receive this congratulatory form letter on personalized stationary from “Jamal's Pirate Action Group” that outlines (vaguely) the steps required for getting your ship back.

It's the pirate version of  “proof or it didn't happen.”

As of now, J.P.A.G does not have a twitter account. That could definitely change soon, though. 

[H/T: Cheezburger]