Life
by David Covucci on January 12, 2014

Yup. From USA Today

After brutally beating a man with his Nike Jordan shoes, a pimp filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike for not providing a warning label that their shoes could be used as a dangerous weapon.

In June, Sirgiorgio Sanford Clardy, 26, or Portland, Ore., repeatedly stomped on the face of a client with his Jordan shoes when the man refused to pay Clardy's prostitute. The man required stitches and plastic surgery after the beating.

Clardy, who is currently in jail I might add, is asking Nike to label its shoes as dangerous from now on, as well as give him money for his pain and suffering (but not, it should be noted, the pain and suffering of the person he beat).

America. 

But also, people, pay your pimps. 

[Mugshot via Multnomah County Sheriff's Office]