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by David Covucci on July 1, 2014

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Megan Fox is in this month’s Cosmopolitan Magazine, and if I had to describe how she looked in four words, I would use, ‘Not like Megan Fox.’

Initially, I thought she’d had a tremendous face lift (which is really necessary at the age of 28), but my coworker Becca says photoshop. So let’s look at the pics and then make some unscientific and bombastic claims about a celebrity mother who we should probably just let be.

I mean, that face. It’s so … uncomfortably taut. If it were a photoshop job, someone seriously fucked up. I also learned this tidbit about Fox while researching this post.

Fox told Esquire in January 2013 that her Christian faith is still very important to her, and she turns to it to keep from going the same route as Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. She also said that she still speaks in tongues. “I have to feel like I’m in control of my body,” she said. “And I know what you’re thinking, Then why would I want to go to church and speak in tongues? You have to understand, there I feel safe. I was raised to believe that you’re safe in God’s hands. But I don’t feel safe with myself.”[

CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO

[Via Drunken Stepfather]

David Covucci

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