Today is turning out to be a sensational one for adult entertainment stars. First we find out that Capri Anderson was the person being held against her will by Chuckles Sheen and now we are going to talk about who was crowned the World's Biggest Whore on Howard Stern's show this morning. What a treat!

We don't give Howard Stern nearly enough love on this site but I am happy I found out that this morning he had adult entertainment stars Ava Devine, Sabrina Deep, and Bree Olsen on his show competing against each other for the title of the World's Biggest Whore. The trio told numerous of stories of their own sl*tbaggery and then Stern's audience -- mostly comprised of men with Popeye-sized forearms -- got to vote on his website who won the title. The site was so inundated with voters that it f*cking crashed.

In the end, Bree Olsen -- who confessed that she once f*cked a janitor out of sheer necessity -- walked away with the honor of being the World's Biggest Whore. She is also the most aesthetically pleasing of the bunch (which, in this case wasn't difficult) so it really comes as no surprise who the men voted for. If I were to bet who finished second, I would say the leathery Ava Devine by a landslide simply because Sabrina Deep looks like she is carrying ticks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, the Biggest Whore in all the Land, Bree Olson: