So this really is happening. Just in time for the U.S Open, four PGA Tour players go all 7th Floor Crew on us. Well, without all the awesome blow job references and properly guided misogyny. The Golf Boys, as they call themselves, consist of Rickie Fowler, Bubba Watson, Hunter Mahan, and Ben Crane. Now most people who follow golf know that Ben Crane is a few slices short of full loaf -- and a miserably slow player -- but I didn't expect what you're about to see from his band mates. Especially Hunter Mahan, who is beginning to look like a Nowitzki. I know their song "Oh Oh Oh" is a parody (and it was hopefully done to save sick children or something), but it is audibly painful. It is also below.