British Man Has 12 Sons, 14 Daughters, From 15 Different Women…Regrets His Lifestyle

Peter Rolfe is 64, an unemployed former bouncer, and has 26 children with 15 different women. Oh, he also lives in a 5-bedroom house on the Isle of Wight, all paid for by tax payer money.

The man known as ‘Britain’s most feckless father’ claims he regrets his lifestyle decisions and has let his children down. It is his former career as a bouncer that Rolfe credits as the reason his seed was spread so far and wide, claiming that as a bouncer he could basically take home any chick he wanted every night. I call bullshit.

I’ll at least believe him when he says he was able to take home a chick every night, but methinks that the crop of women he was working with on most nights was somewhere between 2s and 3s.

Mirror UK reports:

A father-of-26 dubbed ‘Britain’s most feckless father’ said his job as a bouncer was the reason why he has such a large number of children.

He claims he used to choose between ‘the pick of the women’ when he was a doorman.

Peter said he used to go home with a different women ‘every night’ working as a doorman and admitted he wasn’t acting ‘responsibly’.

But he ‘regrets’ his former lifestyle and admits he is ‘ashamed’ because he has let his children down.

Mr Rolfe sparked outrage when he recently moved into a five-bedroom house – funded by taxpayers’ money – on the Isle of Wight with seven of his children.

Speaking from his new home in Newport, he said: “If I would have been responsible, which I should have been, I would not have fathered this amount of children.

“I was a doorman and you get to pick the ‘pick of the ladies’ if you like, or whatever you want to call it, and any doorman will tell you that.

“You could go home with a different woman every night and I’ll be honest, I did for a while.

“But I regret that lifestyle very much because I have lost contact with a lot of my children which I’m not happy with that.

“I think about those children everyday.

“But in 2000 I turned my life around and tried to look after these children.

“I’ll hold my hands up, I do admit, I’ve let down quite a few of my children and I’m ashamed of that.

“I made the decision to not go around chatting up the women or taking the pick of the women from the pubs and clubs I worked in.

“I did decide to try and settle down a couple of times but I didn’t work.

“I have a criminal record for violence and stuff like that, I’m not disputing that. But I turned my life around back in 2000.”

Peter claimed his former property, which he moved into in September 2011, was ‘too small’ for his family.

Incredibly, when he complained to the Local Government Ombudsman, it ruled that the council should pay him £1,000 for the ‘serious injustice’ his family had suffered.

How is there not a movie about this man already in the works? He has 26 kids from 15 different women, a violent criminal history, and has spent his entire life either inside of a night club or fighting with the government about what they owe him. This story has Hollywood written ALL OVER IT.

Tell me you wouldn’t watch a pseudo-documentary about the thuggish man who fathered 26 kids? You would, you know you would!

Just look at this family tree of the amount of kids he’s fathered, try and wrap your mind around that and then tell me you wouldn’t watch the shit out of a movie based on his life:

Here’s a quick video on him from The Daily Mail:

For more on the story of Peter Rolfe, ‘Britain’s Most Feckless Father’, you can head on over to the UK’s Mirror, or The Daily Mail!