Ever notice how when people leave Facebook they write some long-winded status update that’s always along the lines of “I am very mature which means I have very mature things to do which means I can’t be on Facebook with you twats anymore because twats are children and I am 19 and grown-up”? Yeah, it gets old. Especially when they show back up 2 months later and pretend nothing ever happened, the pomp and circumstance now over. Now imagine if people did that while trying to leave parties….
…it would look hella stupid.