Paula Deen is the perfect woman for a guy who wants a chef in the kitchen and a freak in the sheets. But she’s not exactly having the best month of her life. Already facing accusations of being a downright raycesssssssss, now news has emerged that video exists of her getting intimate with a pastry.
According to RadarOnline, U.S. Magistrate Judge G.R Smith has found the TV cook and her codefendants in their $1.2 million lawsuit “in contempt of court” for allegedly failing to turn in outtakes of Deen “cussing up a storm” and “performing a sex act on a chocolate éclair,” the site writes.
Lisa Jackson, the woman suing Deen and her brother Bubba Hiers, asked the court to rule that Deen violated an order to turn over a tape of “obscene and vulgar video outtakes,” according to documents filed in a Savannah, Ga., court obtained by the gossip site.
That video is said to include the 66-year-old TV chef swearing and using profane language, including a description of meal that’s “just a syrup that’s gonna stick our balls together.”
Now we’re cooking.
All of this news makes us so horny for lunch right about now.
[H/T: Page Six]