Here is the answer to the age old question that literally no parent asks: What's the best way to get your kid to start having wet dreams? Answer: Leave a horrifying note about how you know that he's been jacking off in the shower and cleaning himself up with the bath towels. What's more astounding than anything in this Redditor's note to his son is that this was the SECOND warning. The fact that it took more than one "hey, quit blowing loads in our towels" tells me that this kid is either working with a few screws loose, or he fucking hates the towels in his bathroom, or he's extremely dedicated to his craft. I mean, I know he's only 13, but putting his jizz anywhere but down the drain or the toilet is rookie as fuck.