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By / 08.20.14

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How would you react if you caught your son and his girlfriend having sex or something like it? I’d close the door and never fucking mention it again, with the exception of saying, “If you plan on continuing to live, you better not make any kids.” That’s the only “be safe” message my father gave me and it worked, so I’ll be passing it down.

Not these parents, though. They took a rather odd approach. THEY APOLOGIZED TO HER…by baking a cake that forces everyone to relieve the entire awkward situation. “Sorry we were so fucking impolite while you were dry humping all the skin off our son’s groin. This entire unfortunate situation is OUR BAD. Have some fuckin’ cake.”

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[H/T Reddit']


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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