by Chris Illuminati on February 11, 2014

Pizza Dough Explosion

Papa John’s is investigating an insane explosion behind one of its location in the UK. Papa John’s in the UK? Who knew? Luckily, it wasn’t a bomb that went off, but a detonation of delicious dough.

A photo of the unbaked bomb was tweeted by a concerned passerby in the City of Edinburgh.

Perhaps the issue would have been resolved quicker if she alerted the store manager instead of tweeting the pic at Wil Wheaton.

Papa John’s found the tweet and assured the frightened citizen that internal police (probably just Papa John himself in a policeman’s cap) is looking into the cause of the doughy detonation.

Somebody is so getting fired.

[via The Independent]

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