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This probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise to you, but, compared to some countries, we don’t get a whole hell of a lot of vacation days in the United States. In fact, employers in the U.S. are not legally obligated to give their employees any paid vacation (although most do).

I’d like to think there’s not law to require paid time off because we are working out asses off to make up for the mouth breathers in other countries, but I know better. I was a cubical monkey at one point and like most cubical monkeys, I could have finished my entire daily workload in probably three hours if I didn’t dick off online all day.

Where the shit did we go wrong, America? Look how good France has it. FUCKING FRANCE.

Can we blame Obama playing golf ALL THE TIME for this? Because I really want to.

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[H/T Daily Mail]