Nothing good happens in Mexico. The water gives you the shits, the salsa is so hot it makes you cry and there’s a rampant cocaine trafficking problem…okay, so maybe ONE good thing happens in Mexico. But leave it to three Americans dickin’ around with a Ouija board in Mexico to get “possessed.”
“Three American friends have been taken to hospital after reportedly becoming ‘possessed’ by evil spirits while playing with a Ouija board…But minutes into it, she [Alexandra] apparently started ‘growling’ and thrashing around in a ‘trance-like’ state.”
That happens to me too when I eat too much Taco Bell and el bagno is occupato. However, her friends started getting their possession on too when they reportedly began to feel blind, deaf, and hallucinate. Okay so maybe that’s a little weird, but nothing that a good ol’ exorcism can’t help, right?
Alexandra’s parents said they had called paramedics after a local Catholic priest refused to perform an exorcism on the three because they were not regular churchgoers.
Via Daily Mail
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Granted that’s freaky as shit, but let me get this straight. Your kids are rolling around on the floor drooling and growling and your first response isn’t calling 911, it’s calling the local church so the priest there can tell you to fuck off. Not even that, your first response should’ve been telling them to shut the fuck up, and if that didn’t work then grabbing a squirt bottle and spraying them in the face a few times probably would’ve done the trick. You know what my parents did whenever I decided to act like a freaky lil’ weirdo? Ignore me. Because I was an annoying little shit. Spanking needs to have a comeback in the child-rearing business, because otherwise we get “special snowflakes” like these ass clowns who think their magical Ouija board brought back the ghost of rabid Airbud to possess them. Winning.