An Ohio State fan has a few extra tickets to see the number two ranked Buckeyes take the field this season at the Horseshoe. This guy wants to make sure his extras get in the hands of a lucky lady ("at least an eight"), but he's wants to examine the goods by hosting a bikini carwash for his Hummer.
If you think the "Hummer" this guy was referring to was some sort of innekkedno for fellatio, think again. Much to the delight of Wolverine fans everywhere, this doucher included a picture of himself so all of the classy, non-skanky ladies of Columbus can oogle over his *totally rad* whip.
What kind of business is this clown up to if he's going to be out of town on a football Saturday? An audition to be the next Shamwow pitchman? What's over/under on our boy landing a four at best?
Hat Tip: Dr. Saturday
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