The most famous schlong-on-wheels has been damaged after crashing into a pole in Pennsylvania over the weekend. Reportedly, the 27-foot Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has sustained injuries, making it the most damaged phallic vehicle on the road.
CBS 21 reporter Jesse Knutson (greatest last name ever?) was on hand to capture an image of the gigantic vehicular cock:
Oh no! The Oscar Mayer #WienerMobile was in an accident in Enola! No one hurt, but the wiener is in bad shape. pic.twitter.com/cYJXNARvi9
— Jesse Knutson (@Jesse_ACM) February 15, 2015
More on the crash from CBS News:
Officials say the giant hot dog on wheels slid off a road and slammed into a pole on Sunday in Enola, near Harrisburg.
No injuries were reported. The front of the 27-foot Wienermobile was damaged. One of the vehicle’s front windshield was completely shattered.
The crash snarled local traffic.
Oscar Mayer has several Wienermobiles it uses to promote and advertise products across the country.
As we’ve seen here in the past on BroBible, dicks can in fact be broken. So the crashing of the Weinermobile is no isolate incident. However, I’m not sure this fact sheet on ‘which sex position is most likely to break your dick‘ really applies here.
Unrelated, somewhere among the heaps of crap known as ‘ keepsakes’ that my parents refuse to throw away is a ‘Wiener Whistle’ I received from the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile back in 1999 when it made a stop off in Siesta Key, Florida. It’s easily the only tchotchke amongst the piles of crap from my childhood worth keeping, as it’s loud as hell and annoys anyone who hears it…and it’s also in the shape of a cocktail weenie. Next time I’m down in the Sunshine State visiting the folks I’m going to have to dig that wiener whistle up and share it with you all, because why the hell not?