Life
by David Covucci on March 6, 2014

oregon-couple

Score one for the alcohol is the worst drug crowd with these two adults (who totally look like meth users), who tried to burn down a pizzeria in Oregon after being kicked out. From Fox 12 Oregon:

Employees said Matthew Bossard, 32, and Leticia Kagele, 36, were refused service because they were intoxicated.

After they left, the employees locked the door to the business. Police said Bossard and Kagele returned and began pounding on the door.

The frightened employees called 911, police said, and then moved into the basement.

That’s when Matt and Leticia kicked the ratchet meter up to 11. Soaking a curtain in their homemade booze, they attempted to Molotov cocktail the tits out of the pizza shop.

 The suspects are then accused of removing a curtain from the broken window and using it as a wick to light some of the homemade moonshine they were carrying on fire.

Police said the liquid was ignited and thrown into the restaurant.

The couple was arrested and all employees escaped Whirled Pies unharmed.

They were probably also on meth, but none was found on them.

[Via UPROXX]

David Covucci

About David Covucci...

David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.