Life
by David Covucci on January 8, 2014

Do you think it could get dumber? It could. Via Eater

Ryan Bensen and Erica Manley ordered drinks and then allegedly left “an envelope full of methamphetamine” as an extra thanks to their server. The server immediately called the police, who arrived while Bensen and Manley were still on site. 

If you are shirking someone on the tip, you don't linger. Idiots. Though in their defense, they were probably high on meth and not thinking straight. When they were arrested, police found 17 OUNCES of meth (which is a lot) and what was described as a mobile meth lab. Hey, can't ever be without a fresh supply, But it's the manager of Twisted Fish, Steve Keszler, who comes of as the worst in this whole incident.

“We're not a little dive bar or hole in the wall. We're a classy place.”

As THOUGH THERE ARE BARS WHERE IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO TIP IN METH. “WE SERVE STEAK HERE. STEAK. THERE IS NO BUD LIGHT ON DRAFT. DID YOU HEAR ME I SAID STEAK. “

Fuck him. I hope he ONLY gets tipped in meth for the rest of his life and gets hooked and dies. 

Dick. 

[Mugshots via Clatsop County Jail]