Who knew eating snatch would ever lead to more than just questionable breath and a few swallowed pubes? Not this guy. I liked it just fine the way it was. But Bloomberg is reporting that oral sex could pass smoking as a leading cause of throat cancer in men. This is whole "dining on puss might be dangerous" stuff is something we've brought up in the past, but until now we brushed it off as a less-than-credible threat. I mean, anytime smoking qualifies as a less dangerous activity than what you are doing, you've got to reconsider your whole approach. For those who detest muff diving, this is your get out of jail free card. For the rest of us, well, it's early retirement time, I suppose.
According to Bloomberg:
A virus spread by oral sex may cause more cases of throat cancer in men than smoking, a finding that spurred calls for a new large-scale test of a drug used against the infection.
Researchers examined 271 throat-tumor samples collected over 20 years ending in 2004 and found that the percentage of oral cancer linked to the human papillomavirus, or HPV, surged to 72 percent from about 16 percent, according to a report released yesterday in the Journal of Clinical Oncology. By 2020, the virus-linked throat tumors -- which mostly affected men -- will become more common than HPV-caused cervical cancer, the report found.
HPV is known for infecting genitals. The finding that it can spread to the throat and cause cancer may increase pressure on Merck & Co., the second-largest U.S. drugmaker, to conduct large-scale trials to see if its vaccine Gardasil, which wards off cervical cancer in women, also prevents HPV throat infections.
“The burden of cancer caused by HPV is going to shift from women to men in this decade,” Maura Gillison, an oncologist at Ohio State University and study senior author, said in a telephone interview. “What we believe is happening is that the number of sexual partners and exposure to HPV has risen over that same time period.”
This is some f*cking bullshit, especially that last paragraph. "The burden of cancer caused by HPV is going to shift from women to men in this decade." I know her p*ssy isn't going to eat itself but FUCK THAT. If she doesn't like to go from finger-blast right into sex, then she can prep herself while I blow through a pack of smokes.