The woman, 37-year-old Chrissy Lance, says she wants to raise the $5,000 in order to build her self-esteem. Lance unfortunately has a long way to go before getting that self-esteem boost, though—so far, she's only raised $90.
Maybe, as one Gawker commenter points out, she can try My Free Implants?
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