The most important non-game gameday in sports is upon us. The eyes of the NFL will be on Radio City Music Hall tonight as the annual educated-guessing game known as the draft takes place. And continuing in the proud tradition of Jets fans getting wasted and lustily booing selections, we’re presenting you with this drinking game. Just follow along and you’ll be feeling as weird as Brady Quinn in a green room.

One drink for any:

• Use of the word “upside”
• Use of the word “potential”
• Time a commentator suggests picking for value not need
• Non-skilled position player drafted – you’re going to get a nice early buzz
• Comparison of a drafted player to a player already in the league
• Trade
• Mention of last year’s quarterback class
• Time a team makes a pick in under three minutes

Two drinks for any:

• Reference to a player’s performance at the combine
• Audible cry from a drunk in the balcony
• Time character issues are mentioned
• Non-FBS is player drafted
• SEC player taken in the 1st round
• Commercial break
• Skill position player taken
• Time a media member tweets the pick before it’s announced

Three drinks for any:

• Mention of a player’s “closing speed”
• Discussing of a quarterback’s offensive system
• Street slang from Stuart Scott
• Suit that isn’t black, brown or blue
• You recognize a player selected after the fifth round

Four drinks for any:

• Claim that a player is a “coach on the field”
• Soon-to-be dumped WAG at draftee’s side
• Time an offensive or defensive end is referred to as a “bookend”
• Time a team does not get their pick in on time

Five drinks for any:

• Time Mel Kiper’s hair is out of place
• Ivy League player selected