Is This Office Birthday Card Amazing, Depressing, or Amazingly Depressing?

Other offices, evidently, celebrate birthday's a little bit differently. Few hours back, a redditor shared a birthday card her boyfriend recieved, which is most certainly a gem. Also important to note that her boyfriend's name is Joe. Of course there may be another Joe in the office, but the internet is all about making shit up so let's just say there's not. 

In conclusion, the American Dream. 

[H/T: Uproxx]