The other day it was someone in our office's birthday. Some weird guy wearing a gorilla suit came in, upped the energy level by a thousand-fold, and started singing. It was as scary as it sounds. Hopefully in the near future there will be a documentary made about his life. Feel like there's gotta be some wild stories of rampant drug use in the birthday mascot biz.
Other offices, evidently, celebrate birthday's a little bit differently. Few hours back, a redditor shared a birthday card her boyfriend recieved, which is most certainly a gem. Also important to note that her boyfriend's name is Joe. Of course there may be another Joe in the office, but the internet is all about making shit up so let's just say there's not.
In conclusion, the American Dream.