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• College Football: Ranking the Most Legendary Postgame Party Schools. [Bleacher Report]
• The Men of Genius Behind Your Favorite Liquors. [Mental Floss]
• Ten Ridiculous Excuses People Use When Trying to Get Into Playboy Headquarters. [Smoking Jacket]
• 14 ways to tell if you’re really a nerd. [Guyism]
• 15 Stoner Conspiracy Theories. [TruTV]
• Ten Things Chris Christie Is Not Doing. [Maxim]
• An Insane Amount Of NHL Ice Girls To Kick Off The 2011-12 Season. [COED Magazine]
• Fishermen,this is what heaven looks like… (vid) [Woolly Bugger]
• Spank Bank: Suelynn. Get it. [Gorilla Mask]
• Irish QB Tommy Rees’ Sister Meghan Arrested At Purdue, Might Be A Slut. [Busted Coverage]
• Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Black & White Cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]
• 5 Famous Hidden Song Meanings (That Are Total B.S.). [Cracked]
• Kym Johnson Of Dancing With The Stars... Is HOT! [Maxim]
• 8 Overly Competitive Adults vs. Kids. [Jest]
• 20 Instructional Signs That Must Exist in Movie Universes. [Cracked]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Natasha Barnard. [Heavy]
• Fall Under Cassandra Dawn’s Spell. [Smoking Jacket]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Rachel Weisz. [Heavy]
• Ashanti: We're so "Happy" to see her again. [Maxim]
• How badly do you want to take str*ppers to this place? [Societe Perrier]
• LOLOLOLOL: An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name. [Holy Taco]
• Hold On!: The Supercut [Next Round]
• ESPN Body Issue: Ranking Hope Solo, Gretchen Bleiler and the Nearly Nude Photos. [Bleacher Report]
• 60 Terribly Tempting Teachers For World Teacher’s Day. [COED Magazine]
• Tobias Fünke’s ‘I Just Blue Myself’ Ice Cream. [Uproxx]
• The 30 hottest women of September. [Guyism]
• Dave shows up empty handed after a beer run. [Jest]
• 10 Sports Stories that Didn’t Pull a Romo This Week. [Smoking Jacket]
• Russian security guards are not like rent-a-cops. [Regretful Morning]
• Some awesome DJ Kittens. [SuperBooyah]
• Four Loko updates label, suckas. [Soletron]
• Jason Isringhausen’s 5 Bedroom, $5,000,000 Dump. [Busted Coverage]
• The 80 Hottest Women of the '80s. [Complex]
• Six cool women to make Wednesday AWESOME. [FHM]
• The Ten Most Anticipated Games of Fall 2011. [Maxim]
• 3 Reasons Why Autumn Is The Sticky Icky Season. [COED Magazine]
• A Badass Stop-Motion Ninja Fight. [High Definite]
• The Pitch Meeting Behind The Worst Movie Idea Ever Approved. [Cracked]
• The Ten Best Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen. [Unreality]
• How to Embellish Your Business Cards. [College Humor]
• "Tough Love" Star Leilani Dowding Rocks A Bikini! [Moe Jackson]
• 5 Players Set to Fail in Week 5. [Bleacher Report]
• 97-year-old Brewers fan calls 911 because he could not find remote. [Guyism]
• 7 Embarrassing Postseason Performers. [Bleacher Report]
• 5 Sci-Fi Ad Techniques That Are About to Make Life Creepier. [Cracked]
• Top 5 Tricks at Red Bull X-Fighters Sydney. [Heavy]
• Six Badass Careers You Can Learn from Online College Courses. [Smoking Jacket]
• What a Kroc! 10 Things You Didn’t Know About McDonald’s. [COED Magazine]
• Vintage Mad Men Playboy Covers. [Next Round]
• The Very Best Of Accidental/Unintended SFW Goatse Instances. [Ranker]
• Awesome People Hanging Out With George Harrison. [Uproxx]
• Jodie Marsh Is A Muscle Freak. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Top 8 CFB Coaches. [Bleacher Report]