How To Annoy Your Girlfriend With Obnoxious Food Puns

So you were dragged along to the grocery store on a shopping trip with your girlfriend as she prepares for her sister’s baby shower, or something equally as painful, what do you do? You don’t like her sister. You might not even like babies. All you can think about is getting passive-aggressive revenge for that torturous trip to Harris Teeter. So, WHAT DO YOU DO? Food puns. You bust out the cheesiest, most obnoxious food puns you can think of. You follow your girlfriend around the grocery store hitting her non-stop with the worst puns imaginable, and then you put it on the Internet for the entire world to see:

Annoying your girlfriend while shopping

Posted by Mr Cian Twomey on Sunday, May 17, 2015

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen someone outside the U.S. bust out painful food puns. Last January we posted this Aussie annoying the crap out of his friend Ben. In my quest to check up on whether or not that video above is old (I’m still not sure, but that FB video above appears to be the original, and recent), I came across our video of that Aussie from January. Well, it looks like that was a serendipitous occurrence, because that Aussie just dropped his second video this morning. So here he is, annoying the crap out of Ben once more: