Obamacare Will Never Recover After This Scathing Takedown By Larry The Cable Guy

Sources say Obama was devastated to discover one of America's preeminent humorists did not approve of health care reform. Acting president Joe Biden said that he would immediately begin the process of winding down Obamacare. 

“It's the will of the people,” said Biden. “When Larry the Cable Guy pointed out how terrible the Brozen Plan is, we realized we could no longer subject our nation to it.” 

[H/T @BobbyBigWheel]