Here's how I see this going: Blacked out guy gets in a taxi cab. Suddenly he realizes he forgot to drain his dick before leaving the bar. He looks at the vending machine: "Oooo a vending machine!" He scrolls through the options, eager to purchase something that can help him. He buys a condom. Then and there he unwraps the prophylactic and he takes a piss in it. He ties it off. He rolls down the window. He chucks the urine filled condom-balloon at a parked car. He giggles. Furious, the cab driver immediately kicks him out of the car miles from his home in the parking lot of a closed animal hospital. He walks to the nearest McDonald's and waits for his sober roommate to pick him up. Now, replace the vending machine in that story with the front pocket of a pair of jeans and you suddenly have the tale of how I got kicked out of a cab for pissing in a condom in college. Moral of that particular story: Condoms are bad news, you guys.

According to the Daily Mail: 

Condom vending machines are one step closer to being fitted in New York City's taxis.

The unique wall-mounted machines set to one day sell everything from condoms to USB cords made its debut in a Manhattan bar on Monday, paving the way for the inventor's next step of taxi cabs.

The sleek, credit-card-only machine currently selling gum and mouthwash at the Village Pour House near Union Square will soon be additionally outfitted with condoms and Old Spice cologne, start-up company Vengo said.

About 10,000 of the product-customizable machines are expected to gradually be placed around the city with the taxi cab machines called TaxiTreats.

You can't deny that this is a great idea. Buying a condom while on the ride back to her place sure as hell beats hoping she has a condoms or walking into a bodega with your cock flying at half-mast from the work she was just doing on it in the cab. Provided you're bringing home chicks that give taxi cab HJs.