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• ‪50 Most Searched for Women in Sports‬. [Bleacher Report]
• It’s hard to take your eyes off a girl on a surfboard (Video). [The Chive]
• The 25 Sexiest Track Stars. [ Bleacher Report]
• Spank Bank: Candace. [ Gorilla Mask]
• Real World Roundup: Survey Says...You're Creepy. [ Betches]
• Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [ Busted Coverage]
• An Embarrassing College Nightmare. [ College Humor]
• YouTube comments that make the video 10x more hilarious (22 Photos). [The Chive]
• The 10 Deadliest Dwarfs. [ Maxim]
• Sara Jean Underwood’s Hot Retro Booty. [ Hollywood Tuna]
• Miss Your Old LA Gears? Buy These Teva Illum Light-Up Flip Flops. [ WAW]
• 5 People I’d Allow to Punch Me in the Face. [ TFM]
• Ranking All 68 Community Episodes. [ Uproxx]
• Best FAIL video of the week. [ TCMag]
• The Most Embarrassing Text Message Mishaps. [ Ask Men]
• The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones. [ Holy Taco]
• 8 Surefire Ways to Ruin a Franchise. [ Smoking Jacket]
• 6 Absurd Movie Plots You Won't Believe Are Based on Reality. [ Cracked]
• 5 Ladies Of The IFBB NY Pro Bikini Contest You Need To Know. [ Busted Coverage]
• Sofia Vergara forgot to button up her pants. [ CelebSlam]
• Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With. [ College Humor]
• This week in Facebook idiocy. [ Guyism]
• The 10 Most Interesting Rock Star Sex Secrets From Groupie Dirt. [ Uproxx]
• 6 Insane Pet Journeys That Put Disney Movies to Shame. [ Cracked]
• Rihanna Reportedly Dating New York Knicks' J.R. Smith. [ Bleacher Report]
• The 15 Stupidest Cults Ever. [ Mandatory]
• 10 Classic ‘Wingers’ From ‘Community’ Season 3. [ Uproxx]
• Check out this Bro Shower. [ Guyism]
• The Second Life of an Old Nintendo. [ Unreality]
• The 6 Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History. [ Smoking Jacket]
• 5 Reasons 'Diablo III' Represents Gaming's Annoying. [ Cracked]
• What She Said: Jenny Mollen Goes Fifty Shades of Grey. [ Smoking Jacket]
• Hot 100 Facebook Preview. [ Maxim]