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by David Covucci on October 27, 2013

McDonald's announced over the weekend that they will stop carrying Heinz Ketchup. From BuzzFeed

McDonald’s announced Friday it would be dropping Heinz as its ketchup provider after Heinz named the former head of Burger King as its CEO. “As a result of recent management changes at Heinz, we have decided to transition our business to other suppliers over time,” McDonald’s said in a statement.

McDonald's ketchup is unlabeled, but for the past 40 years, the company has exclusively used Heinz. What will McDonald's do? Hunt's? FUCK Hunt's. That's the only other brand of ketchup I know. Do you know other brands of ketchup? If so, what are you doing with your life? McDonald's is fucked. 

[H/T @ngreenberg