You know how much it sucks waiting in traffic to get into the Lincoln Tunnel? It sucks. Every day that toll line raises the Tri-State's collective blood pressure and shaves off precious years of people's life. I don't know how a traffic headache like that could possibly cause one to pop a chub, let alone cause someone to actually do something about it. I guess there are some sick people out there who get turned on by all that rage and frustration.
But that's what happened to one salty NJ Transit bus driver. The guy started straight jerking it while waiting in Lincoln Tunnel traffic, driving through the damn hole under the Hudson with his penis "totally exposed." Disgusted by the bus driver jerkin' it in traffic, a passenger filmed his depraved moment of self-love for the world to see.
Attorney Patrick Metz gave the video to New York's WABC 7, explaining, "She noticed he was performing a sex act on himself... The outrage, the danger he was putting the other passengers in and the other commuters, it is unspeakable." He added, "She was sitting directly opposite the bus driver in the first row of seats," and noted how she filmed "other cars around. As you can see the walls of the tunnel are on the left side. And he's continuing all the way through the tunnel totally exposed."
Take note of how he grabs a cloth to wipe his head and then his crotch. Sounds like a sticky situation:
He was arrested. The Star-Ledger has the details:
According to the arrest warrant, Simpson on June 24 created a "risk of (serious) bodily injury to the passengers onboard New Jersey Transit Bus 8097, specifically by removing his hands from the wheel and masturbating while continuing to drive in traffic."
He was driving the No. 116 bus route between Carteret and New York at the time. His bail was set at $2,500.
Some people are truly shameless when it comes to time management and multitasking.