Life
by Reggie Noble on April 11, 2012

ONE DRINK for each:

  • Icing
  • Goal
  • Dead puck

TWO DRINKS for each:

  • Two-minute penalty
  • Power-play goal
  • Offsides
  • Mention of a playoff beard
  • Time Ilya Bryzgalov’s thoughts on the universe are mentioned.
  • Time Niklas Kromwall puts a bone-crushing hit on someone
  • Shot of Carrie Underwood in the stands.
  • Time former Philly Boys Jeff Carter and Mike Richards score a point
  • Time an announcer questions Roberto Luongo’s toughness.
  • Time Erik Karlsson is declared the next great NHL defenseman
  • Minute Brandon Prust spends in the penalty box
  • Alexander Ovechkin goal
  • Zdeno Chara poke-check that no normally sized defender could make
  • Joe Thornton assist
  • Time someone you’ve never heard of before scores a goal
  • Patrick Kane’s mullet referenced
  • Time Mike Smith makes a miraculous save.
  • Time Martin Brodeur lets in a goal he would have easily stopped 10 years ago


THREE DRINKS for any:

  • Shorthanded goal
  • Player sent away before a faceoff
  • Empty-net goal
  • Time Sidney Crosby is mentioned in a game he’s not participating in
  • Mention of the New York Rangers’ 1994 title


FIVE DRINKS for any:

  • Five-minute penalty
  • Jeremy Roenick tear

DRINK CONTINUOUSLY when:

  • A fight that breaks out

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT for any:

  • Goal scored by a goalie
  • Check that breaks glass