Yesterday, Paul brought you guys the story about the cock-shaped weather pattern that is dick slapping the entire East Coast.
From his post:
It’s hard to ignore this threatening forecast that is expecting Tuesday to be a wet one. AccuWeather says that there will be 2-inches, but that’s only because a cold front comes in and causes shrinkage. The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood watch through 4 p.m. for New Jersey and your mom’s panties.
Well done, Paul.
It seems that news anchors over at WGN Morning News in Chicago are treating this weather pattern equally as mature as we are at BroBible. It’s just better coming from them because they are wearing nice suits and hair gel and I’m wearing an undershirt with yellow pit stains.
Let me know if any of you guys wanna make a career change. There can never be too many dick jokes.
[h/t Total Frat Move]