New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg's continued war on sugar, tobacco, and other things that make life happy was dealt a serious and crucial blow today. A state judge halted the mayor's administration from banning the sale of large, sugary drinks in the city. The judge called the ban "fraught with arbitrary and capricious consequences," and said that it would be impossible to enforce. This is a great day for America.
I will now continue to overreact to this news by posting a series of GIFs and images relevant to the judge's decision.
If you also love freedom, America, and Dunkin' Donuts iced coffees with milk and sugar, you will like what follows.